As Ever, Weird Al Rules.

I know I should have brought this up sooner, but let me tell you about last week's episode of The Simpsons.

That's right--Weird Al had a cameo, again. Unfortunately, it was a cameo in the truest sense of the word, being all too brief. Homer invented grunge music, you see (it was a flashback episode), and Weird Al parodied his song. Amusingly, the fake parody was totally lame and nonsensical and involved food in some fashion--it was a parody of Al's parody. Well played, The Simpsons, well played.

I also feel I should note how good a sport Weird Al is for singing the bad song.

Possibly the best thing about Weird Al's cameo came after his cartoon form had left the screen. Homer, all depressed (which is why he invented grunge music, of course), not even cheered up by the parody, muses on his lowly state, acknowledging, "He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." How true.

The good line leads me to the most surprising thing about the episode--it was actually good. I don't know how long it's been since I've seen a first-run Simpsons that I've enjoyed, but safe to say? A long time. I mean, there was single, cohesive plot; the jokes were funny instead of lazy and random; and it was character-driven instead of cram-every-one-note-bit-character-in-there . . . driven. I was so pleasantly surprised that I even watched the episode that came on after the Weird Al one, and discovered that it was pretty good, too. It had the latter-day-Simpsons banes of the totally unrelated B-plot and of "Homer makes up a song! Because he's always done that all the time! Remember?!?" However, the B-plot was introduced in minute 2 instead of minute 15, unlike many newer episodes I've seen, and the "Homer sings!" was . . . not as annoying as it could have been.

In short, the good news is A: The Simpsons has apparently turned a corner, back toward being halfway decent television and B: Weird Al continues to ROCK MY FACE OFF.

Two Movies That Have Nothing in Common, Besides the Fact That I've Seen Them Recently

Juno

This is going to sound pretty crazy, pretty out-there, but . . . I thought Juno was ok.

By which I mean, it was fine. But it wasn't mind-bogglingly awesome, as I had been led to believe a person like me would think it was.

That might have been the problem--my expectations. They were pretty high. After all, look what the previews told me: it's an unexpected hit! it's quirky! it's got Jason Bateman and Michael Cera! and look how genuine and loveable and relatable the lead is! I had no choice but to assume it was going to be Teriffic.

The other problem was that (it being a hit, after all, no matter how initially unexpected), the theatre was full of [shudder] people. The more people an audience has, the dumber they collectively are. Anyway, these people were way to easily amused. There are plenty of funny lines in Juno. But really, it's chuckle-level funny. There's nothing wrong with that, but it makes it preversely makes it seem less funny when everybody else is taking it as guffaw-funny. No, people, no. The movie wants you to laugh mildly, almost as if to yourself. You can tell by the way it doesn't leave pauses for big laughs. (Hint: you covered up lines with your disproportionate mirth. Just don't let it happen again.)

As I said, on the whole, it's a fine movie. I'd recommend it to friends (seriously, blog readers, avail yourself of Juno. Just maybe wait til it's not so crowded); I'm just not going to rush out and buy it when it's released on DVD (or whatever format we're supposed to be buying in nowadays. HD-DVD? BluRay? MantaRay? 8-Track for Flying Cars? Why do they keep changing things on me and obsoleting all my stuff?! Sorry, I'll stop now).

I liked the plot. I liked the characters and their relationships to each other. (My particular favorites in this department were Allison Janney as the stepmom [some nice, nuanced stepmomming in this movie] and the best friend character [which was less about the actress and more the writing; it was a nice, believable, low-maintenance girlfriend relationship--in my experience, low-key teenage girls have friendships that are 10% drama, but 90% not-drama. This is one of the few movies I've ever seen that work with, or even acknowledge, that 90%].)

However, I do have two actual quibbles with the movie. One: why so little Michael Cera? Come on! If he's awesome enough to do this part (and, clearly, he is), he's awesome enough to get way more scenes. And stuff to do.

That relates to my second quibble: mightn't this have been a more interesting movie if Juno weren't pregnant? I know, I know that's kind of the point of the whole movie. But, if you've seen it, imagine it: take the quirky, funny girl we're introduced to at the beginning of the movie, and follow her around her day-to-day life. I think it would be awesome to see her in her ordinary circumstances, interacting with her parents, her teachers, and other teenagers--especially Michael Cera. (Come on!) I do like the pregnancy/adoption plot, but that would be a weird situation for anybody. Juno would be entertainingly weird in any situation--like Napoleon Dynamite, except a girl! And funny! And interesting.


But again, Juno = good = see it (although you can wait for DVD; it won't kill you.)




The Golden Compass

I wrote about The Golden Compass once on my other blog, guessing that it was doing poorly not because of Christian fundamentalists being out to get it, but because it wasn't very good.

Afterwards, my mom pointed out--fairly--that maybe I shouldn't smack-talk a movie before seeing it (the wording may be my own there).

However, now I can say with complete objectivity, and being well informed of the facts of the matter, that The Golden Compass . . . is pretty terrible.

(Sorry, Mom.)

I recently read The Golden Compass, and I spent a fair amount of time during the movie wondering whether that was a help or a hindrance. (I also spent time trying to get a piece of paper unstuck from my shoe, some time wondering what I should have for lunch the next day, etc. Not an engrossing film, is what I am hinting at.)

On the one hand, reading the book meant I knew what they were cutting out and what they were changing, so maybe it didn't seem "right" for that reason. On the other hand, reading the book meant I knew what was supposed to be going on, and I'm not sure I would have known otherwise. I could also tell what they were not cutting out, which was way too much.

Basically, Lyra does almost everything in the movie that she did in the book, just at hyper-speed. There's no time to get to know the characters (besides Lyra [the main character], I suppose)--even Pantalaimon, Lyra's daemon (animal-shaped constant companion/soul of all people in Lyra's universe) gets the Ron Weasley treatment: his only function is to be nervous about the main character's hijinx. Apparently, devotees of the books got mad that there was too much cut out; I think they should have cut more.

Yet even though there are too many events, piled on top of each other in no very clear way, the movie can't stop telling you things instead of just showing you. People keep explaining things to each other in dialogue instead of just doing stuff and taking the audience along for the ride. (Strangely, The Golden Compass in book form definitely does the latter. You don't get a definition of a daemon, you just learn it. That's good storytelling.)

I went to see the film with my gentleman caller, who has actually read the whole trilogy (I got bored around Chapter 3 of the second book, but he's told me the plot of the other two and believe me, there's NO WAY they'll be able to make all three into movies. The Golden Compass itself, even the book, doesn't have that much in the way of anti-religiousity but, uh, that changes in the other two) was even less charitable to the movie than I was. He pointed out all kinds of instances of clunky dialogue, pointless plot-lets, and just plain weirdness. My favorite was this:

There's a scene in the movie in which the villainess (Nicole Kidman) gets angry at and hits her daemon (which happens to be a monkey, if anyone is keeping score). Per what daemons are supposed to be, this doesn't make any sense, nor does this little scene help along the plot in any way. My gentleman caller's idea of the director's instructions on that day of filming: "Nicole, this is your motivation: you’re mad at the external physical representation of your soul, so you punch it in the face."

But anyway, I wouldn't recommend this movie to religious people (Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, Taoists, anybody) or atheists.

(Sorry again, Mom.)